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Dear Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last week I gave clarissasc a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I pushed seemag in the mud (-17 points). Last Wednesday pure_believer and I robbed a bank (-50 points).

Overall, I've been nice (248 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
cleaninggirl

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